Title: The Tale of Mystery Island
By: a psycho chiwawa.
Disclaimer: No I don't own pokemon but I wish I did
because right now
I'll be swimming in a pool of money. And I dont own the
sound of music.

Chapter 1

It all started when our heroes noticed a sign that
said "Mystery Island
rent a boat for $20.00 only ten miles away."
"Mystery Island where is that?" asked Ash.
"Well if you would of looked at the sign like a smart
human its only ten
miles away," said Misty. Then she walked into a pole.
"Ha, ha look who is the brainless one now! Where were
you when God gave
out the brains? At the beauty parlor trying to fix that mess
on your face. I
see they didn't do a very good job,"snickered Ash.
"Well at least I don't have 7 pokemon when your really
supposed to have
98 by now. Besides Gary is beating the pants off you while
you're still
standing here fighting with me,"said Misty.
"She's got you there,"said Brock. (Who just appeared out
of the clear
blue sky.)
"Oh yeah, well Misty how many pokemon do you have again?
Oh yeah 3!
Woops, I forgot Psyduck, lets forget about him I heard that
you were going to
abandon him soon ,"said Ash.
"Who told you that? Who ever told you that is a big
liar ! So there
naww," babbled Misty while sticking out her tongue.
"I feel for you Psyduck (who was out of his
pokeball),"said Ash
"YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN POKEMON," Misty yelled. Just then
a total
stranger walked into Misty and said,"OH MY THIS LITTLE GIRL
IS HURT. HER FACE
IS ALL BANGED UP !"
"What !?!"asked Misty.
"Here is the 50 bucks I owed you thanks pal," said Ash
to the stranger.
"Hey thanks," said the stranger.
"OH ASH KATCHUM I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THE SECOND
TIME !" yelled
Misty.
"Chill chill," said Brock.
"Pika pi (stop fighting )," said pikachu. ( Isn't
pikachu just a little
peace maker it just knows how to mess up a good story. "Arg")
"Now you two stop fighting we need to get to Cinnabar.
But first lets go
to the Pokemon Center,"said Brock.
At the Pokemon Center
"Ok I'll heal your pokemon," said Nurse Joy to
Ash.
"So Nurse Joy are you doing any thing tonight,"asked
Brock. No answer
came.
"How bout it? Tonight I'll pick you up 8:00 sharp," said
Brock.
"AAHH GET AWAY FROM ME ,"said a greasy looking man who
was sitting at the
counter next to Brock. "Woops I must of forgot to put my contacts in (which were
designed for
his eyes),"said Brock.
"So where are you guys off to?"asked Nurse Joy.
"To that Island over there off the cost of Cinnabar I
feel like checking
it out,"said Ash.
"Oh know don't go there ,"said Nurse Joy.
What!?! Why?"Misty asked.
"When People step onto the island they ever come
out!"
"Really?"
"Oh yes, every night I here some strange howling
noise from the
island,"she said with a hint of fear in her voice,"I
remember when I was a
little Nurse Joy (isn't she so lame?) my grandpa told me and
my sisters,
cousins, and some other type of relatives that look like me,
talk like me,
and have the same name as me!"she said starting getting
very furious,"Man I
would get so mad at Joy number 1, 2, 3, and so on, I could
kill!,"she was now
so furious her face started turning red. (Buts that's
another story!)
Scared, Ash backed up very slowly then ran. As Ash ran
out the
door, then he realized he forgot his pokemon! "Oh, well
the heck with
that, I'm going to Vegas!"he said. Ash didn't really care
were he went as
long as it had a casino and as far away as possible form
those lunatics! (He
means Misty, Brock, Nurse Joy, and pikachu)
When he finally reached Nevada (I think its close
to Vegas) a huge
hand reached out to him from the heavens. The next thing you
heard was the a
mysterious voice it said,"Ash you have don a terrible
crime!"
"Ar-ar-are you God?" replied Ash.
"NO, I'm really the writer oh this show! NOW
HURRY I'M LOSING
MONEY, AND SO ARE YOU!" with that the voice disappeared.
And Ash ran as
fast as that cute little roadrunner (Ash isn't very cute) on
tv.
The mention of money must of made him run as
fast as Super Man
because he was back at that Pokemon center in a split
second! And there was
the same Misty and same line eyed Brock. And the not so
joyful Nurse Joy.
"Hurry up ASH,"snapped Misty.
"Alright, alright I'm getting my pokemon,"said Ash who
was quite a bit
aggravated.
"Ok Ash here are your pokemon. That's just what
my "relatives" are always
saying, why do they always have to copy me? Its
always, "Joy can I use
this can I do that," and why are they all have too copy me
and look like
ME!!!!!!!!!!!"cried Nurse Joy. "Well I'll put an end to
that,"then she ran
off, and in a split second she had her hair dyed green and
blue and she wore
black all black. But that is still another story.

CHAPTER 2

"Yo Ash lets get going to Cinnabar ,"yelled Brock from
across the room.
"Okey," agreed Ash. Then they walked out the
door.
So Brock how about going to that island over there,
what's it called
again? Mystery Island!"said Ash
"NO,"said Brock in a tone of voice a parent would say.
(He is very cheap)
"Oh come on Brock we don't need to rent a boat we could
just surf there
with water pokemon ,"said Misty.
"Please Brock,"said Ash.
"Please Brock,"said Misty.
"Pika pika pi,"said pikachu.
"Oh and just think how Nurse joy would feel if brought
back some new
plants to make medicines,"said Ash.
"Nur....Nurse Joy!?!"babbled Brock.
"Uh huh!"said Ash with a twinkle in his eye.
"Then what are we waiting for,"yelled Brock then he ran
off.
"Hey wait up Brock,"they all yelled.
MEANWHILE.......
"Over the river and through the woods, behind two
statues on a ledge
stood.....a bush. But behind the bush stood the evil....HEY
WHERE ARE THOSE
GUYS!"
"Psst over here,"whispered a voice that came out of a
bush.
"Oh, there you are! Ok I'll finish my sentence now. Sat
the sinister Team
Rocket ( then Music came in the background this how it went
bum bum bummm. Ok
lets continue with our story now shall we? Well I can't here
you because this
is a story, but I think its yes (lets hope )."
"Huhum can I ....I mean we have a chance to speak
NOW!?!"Jessie said
calmly then she started to yell.
"Sure ...sh..sure,"said the voice the came out of
nowhere (also the
narrator). Any way Jessie looked through her binoculars ,
then Meowth, then
James looked into his binoculars at the wrong end.
"So those kids are off to that island over there the
perfect chance to
capture that Pikachu (isn't that what they always say?)
"That's funny I only see tiny specks,"said James looking
through his
binoculars at the wrong end.
"YOU IDIOT YOUR LOOKING TROUGH THEM THE WRONG WAY!!"
yelled Meowth and
Jessie. Then came that annoying girlish laugh he always did
out of fear.
" Come on guys lets get going if we want to go capture
that Pikachu."
"Ahh yes if I....I mean we capture it my master plan
will be
complete!"said James with an evil grin on his face.
"What master plan?"asked Meowth.
"My master plan to eat the most doughnuts in the world!
BWA HA HA HA."
"What does that have to do with anything?"asked Jessie.
"I don't know I just want to do it . And it gives me a
good thing to sing
about,"he said. Then out of nowhere a sparkly tux appeared
on him. Then very
sappy music came on. Next came the singing (someone help
us !)
This was in the tune of My Favorite Things from The
Sound of music
"Bear-claws, powdered,
and chocolate eclairs.
I don't think that's a doughnut,
But I don't really care!
These are a few of my favorite
Doughnuts!
La...la la la la la la la la !!"he sang.
"Ok who wants to listen to some weirdo singing
doughnuts ? I thought so
(hopefully its no),"said the strange voice who came out of
nowhere.
"Hey nobody I mean nobody interrupts me during my
doughnut song ,"yelled
James to the strange voice.
"Ok I think we should MOV...m. on now! Hey buddy, pal,
friend lets go out
for pizza so....HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT
CHAINSAW?!!?"
"NONE INTERRUPTS ME DURING MY doughnut SONG!!"yelled
James.
"Ah.....ah lets move on to the next chapter now!"

Chapter 3

"Lets go Starmi!"yelled Misty. Everyone was riding
water pokemon.
Brock was riding Misty's Staryu, Ash was riding his his
Squtail, Misty was
riding her Starmi, and Pikachu was riding Goldeen. Oh you
may ask why togepii
(how ever you ask it isn't in this story. Well, it became a
fried egg. No
questions please.
"Look were almost there,"said Brock.
"Finally!"cried Misty. They got closer and closer to
the island. But
the problem was that water pokemon were starting to loose
their energy! Then
the FINALLY reached the island!
"Few," said Ash as his Squirtal slid on the strange new
beach on the
island.
"We....we made it!" exclaimed Misty.
"Cha (finally) ," cried Pikachu.
"Come on guys lets go find some more Pokemon ,"yelled
Ash.
"No lets go find some pretty girls! Or
find stuff for Nurse
Joy!"yelled Bock.
"No lets sit in the sun, and get sun tans !"said Misty.
"Why,"asked Ash and Brock. Then they started to laugh.
"To look even better than before!" she yelled in a happy
voice.
"Ha ha I'm sorry did you say before? If there was or
ever will be I'll be
dead!" Ash said.
"Har, har,"Misty laughed sarcastically.
"Besides it would take a eternity to make you look
gorgeous!"said Ash.
"OH YEA?"she yelled.
"Yeah,"Ash yelled.
"Come on guys lets go exploring,"sad Brock. And off
they went. The
Island was covered with the smell of spices, like someone
was cooking! It was
a beautiful place to be. The beach was beautiful! The sand
was a light
pinkish color. And the waves were huge. They were just right
for surfing.
The forest was covered with trees. There wasn't even
a drop of
sunlight that entered the forest. Right outside of the
entrance of the forest
there was a circle of many tropical flowers. It looked like
a some witchcraft
ritual
"Hey look at that,"said Misty while pointing the circle
of flowers.
"Who or what made it?"asked Ash.
"This must of just been made, because the tide would of
washed it
away!"added Brock. You can tell that he is one of his
intelligent mode.
"Pika pika (this is getting freaky),"Pikachu said. Then a
little man
walked out of the woods. He was wearing a loin cloth, and he
had a bone in
his hair. His face was painted with brown, blue, and red. He
had a large
staff in his hand with a skull of a tours on the top of it.
Then he went up to Misty and took his staff and blocked
her way. Misty
gave out a yell. Next he took his giant staff and put it
over his head it
looked like he was going to hit Misty! (Hopefully) then the
strange little
man with the painted face
said........
"You like my art ?"asked the little man.
"Aaahhhhhhh,"screamed Misty.
"Aaaaah,"screamed Ash and Brock.
"Piikkkkkaaa,"screamed pikachu.
"Me take that as yes,"said the funny man.
"Yo...you mean you made this,"asked Misty.
"Me very proud of art. Hey you got pokemon ,"said
the little man
pointing to pikachu. "Hey I'm a pokemon to! See Metapod
Metapod,"said the
funny little man while putting two leaves on his head.
"This guy is nuts!"said Brock.
"I know lets get out of here!" said Ash. Wanting to go
to Vegas.
"Your right lets get going,"said Misty. Then she called
out her Starmi,
Staryu, and Goldeen. Then to her surprise the were all to
weak to swim. Then
Ash called out his Squrtail. But to his surprise he was to
weak to swim too!
"Misty you still got your Psyduck,"said Brock.
"Your right but I don't think battle the strong
waves!"she said.
"You got to try before were eaten alive but the freak in
the
costume!"said Brock.
"Ok I'll give it a try."she said. Then once her Psyduck
was out he took
one look at the monstrous waves he ran around saying "Phy yi
yi"
"I knew it was to good to last," said Misty
"How bout your horsea?"
"He was left at the pokemon center"
"Some trainer you are!"said Ash.
"He needed to get checked up. For your information."
"Yeah sure"
"Come on guys stop fighting we need to get off this
island,"said Brock.
Now our heroes are out of luck. How are they supposed to get
off the island!
The only person left with them is the strange witch doctor!
"Oh no nothing can be worse than being stuck on an
island without no
pretty GIRLS !"Brock said. Then he pulled out a toy hula
dancer which had a
picture of Nurse Joy pasted on the toy. "Aahhh much
better,"sighed Brock.
Then the loud sound of thunder came. Then they started to
feel a little bit
of water fall on them.
"It can't get any worse than this! said Ash.
"Uh Ash it just did,"said Brock looking up at the sky
watching the
raindrops fall all over them.
"Well know it can't get any worse!"Ash said again.
"Yes it can! And we better run because there is a huge
wave right behind
you!"said Misty.
"Well now it can't get any worse,"said Ash.
"Yes it can." said Brock.
"No it can't!"
"Uh yes it can! Team Rocket is riding a huge wave!"
"Nooooooooooooooooooo."

Chapter 4

Finally the huge wave broke. "Few that was
close,"said Ash.
"To close"said Misty. Then it started to rain like Meowths
and Growlifs. In
the distance they herd the fighting of Team Rocket. Lets
listen in .
"OOOOOCHHHHH,"yelled James. He was yelling because James had
a Goldeen
on his rear-end
"See what happens. I told you to rent a boat,"said
Jessie.
"Well you used up all our money on hair -spray!"said
Meowth.
"I only bought about 15 cans!"
"And that is why we had to ride a ducky tube here!"said
Meowth.
"Hey don't blame me you are the one who spent all that
money on little
round toys (note- no I don't mean that),"said Jessie. Then
Goldeen that was
stuck
on James evolved.
"OOOUUUCHHHHH!!"waled James.
"SHUT-UP JAMES!"they both yelled.
"B...but I really need a band-aid!"he said painfully
again.
"Can't you see we're fighting?"
"Bu...but my but..ut really hurts!"
"Well wada ya want a medal?"said Meowth.
"Can it help me?"James said
"He is hopeless! Come on guys lets go do the motto,"said
Jessie. So the
three of them walked over to our heroes. Then they put a
tape the played the
music they always played when they always said the motto.
Ohh no here it
comes!
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!" "To protect the world...."Jessie said. Then the tape went
bad. Jessie,
James, and Meowth started to stomp on the tape
player. "Stupid thing! I told
you that we should of bought a CD player, but no you had to
buy more
hair-spray!"yelled Meowth.
"Well what about those little round toys?"she yelled
back.
"You leave my little toys out of this!"
"Please lets just finish this,"said James.
"Yes he's right lets just get this over with,"said
Meowth.
"To protect the world from devastation,"said Jessie
suddenly.
"To unite al peoples with in our nat..."
"SHUT-UP! What is your point?"yelled Ash.
"Our point is that we want that pikachu,"said Jessie.
"Look we have been saying no for 60 something episodes!
What makes you
think we will say yes now?"said Ash.
"I don't know! I guess I'm feeling lucky tonight!"said
James.
"No your not you haven't won a carnival game all
week!"said Jessie.
"That's not true! What about those toy keys! Oh don't
forget Mr. Jack-o-
lantern!"James said very proudly.
"What are you talking about?! The toy keys were just
prizes you won for
losing so badly!"she said.
"And Mr. Jack-o-lantern is mine!"said Meowth.
"Oh come on guys we got to figure out how to get off
this island,"said
Brock.

Chapter 5

Now here they are, all 7 of them sitting in the
pouring rain with
nothing to do but watch James run around screaming saying
that there isn't
any doughnuts left for him.
"Why, why?"cried James
"Is there something wrong with you?" asked Ash.
"Can't you see that you peoples ate all the
doughnuts?"James said.
"It wasn't just me it was Misty!" said Ash.
"Well stop yelling at me I had a rough day! A Goldeen
went up my butt!
And I cut my pinky!"said James.
"Pikachu!"
"Please shut up can't you see I'm in pain! Is there a
doctor in the house
it really hurts!"said James.
"Well there isn't exactly a doctor but a witch
doctor!"said Brock.
"Really were I need to ask him about this foot
fungus,"said the funny
little man. Then Misty noticed that the Witch Doctor's feet
was right next to
her! She screamed so loud the whole country could hear her.

AT THE POKEMON CENTER

"Hey what was that?"said Nurse Joy.

BACK AT THE ISLAND

"So witch person do you have a place that we can stay?
Cause we are
getting soaked,"said Ash.
"Oh yes come follow me,"said the little man. So they
walked through the
forest, it looked so eerie in the dark and rain. A few
minuets went by until
they reached the hut.
It was old looking kinda place made of grass. There was
a hammock in the
corner were the little man slept. Ash, Pikachu, Brock,
Meowth, Jessie, James,
and Misty walked into the hut. The little man told them to
have a seat at
this horrible looking table that looks like it was made bye
a three year old.
"So mister I never got your name, what is it?"asked Ash.
"My... my name is...........is......Metipod the pokemon!!!!"
"Ooookkkk,"said Ash who was very confused.
"Now for your entertainment I will perform the curse of
the............rainbow fish. Now you must all sit at the
table and hold hands
with the person across from you,"said the little man. Ash
was disgusted
because he was holding hands with James, but he was glad
that he wasn't
holding hands with Misty. Brock was holding hand with
Meowth, and they both
weren't to happy about that. Jessie was holding hand with
pikachu. Pikachu
wasn't very happy but Jessie was. She thought it was a
perfect opportunity to
capture pikachu, but pikachu electric shocked her so badly
that she forgot
that she was going to capture pikachu for the first place.
Misty sat across
the little man's pet squirrel so she had to hold hands.
"Well now I should begin,"said the little man. Then he
raised his small
hands into the air and said strange words,"Hctiws dnuora ot
eht dnuorg tel
eht dlrow denrut dnuora (another repeat of that
chant),"chanted the funny
little man. If you tunned that chant around it said Switch
around to the
ground let the world be turned around. Well that chant did
something to our
heroes so impossible that not even the most gullible person
will ever believe
it!
Well what happened was that Ash noticed that he was
sitting across from
were he was sitting. Then he noticed that he was towering
over Misty, and
then he looked down and saw that he was wearing a BIG "R" on
his shirt!

CHAPTER 6

Ash was now James! He gave out a loud yell. Now every
one was turned into
the person across from them. It was a funny sight Misty's
body had a mind of
a squirrel, it was funny watching Misty's body jump all over
the place. And
Misty was in the body of a squirrel and all she could do was
ask why she had
a sudden crave for nuts. Jessie had turned into pikachu and
she had no idea
if that was good or bad. Pikachu wasn't very happy because
it was very
confused because of the army tank on its head. Brock had
turned into Meowth
and liked the accent but wasn't to happy about bring short.
Meowth was now
Brock , and hated not being able to see very well. And Ash
was James and the
only thing he liked about it was that he was now tall.
"Ha ha ha Jessie is pikachu we should take her to the
boss then he'll
give me a raise ha ha,"said James in Ash's body. Everyone
had to laugh at his
stupidity. Then Jessie in pikachu's body got so mad at him
that she electric
shocked him.
"Look mister we can't live like this please change us
back,"said Ash in
James's body.
"Ok. Only on one condition."
"What is that?"asked Ash in James's body.
"If you give me a pair of your socks,"said the funny
little dude.
"Uh ok,"said Ash in James's body, not to sure about
giving his socks
away. Then the little man put on his socks and tried to
reverse the curse.
But then something went wrong! Instead of going back to
normal everyone got
mixed up! Ash was still as tall as James and had long
lavender hair. James
was as tall as Ash with black pointy hair. Misty was left
with a big furry
tail and a huge craving for nuts. The squirrel was left with
the suspenders.
Jessie was completely yellow with pikachu's tail. And
pikachu was left with
Jessie's hair, poor pikachu couldn't carry all that weight
on its head. Brock
was left with meowth's pointy ears and Jersey accent. Meowth
was left with no
eyes and a love for older women.
Then they disappeared into the island as little freaks of
nature. The End or is it (lighting and thunder)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: HEY DUDES. Ok this isn't the best
story in the world
and this ain't the best written. So sue me. Any way I'm
writing a sequel call
Nurse Joy Strikes Back. This story was written last summer
when ash didn't
get his 7th badge so it's a little out of date. Questions
comments e-mail me
at SYcOCHiWaWa5
thanx
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